Makan Time....

Me and Jasmine (College mate cum colleague) just gotten our results... Not really as good as I expect (my crime paper is on the dot...) but well I passed and everyone is quite pleased with my results...

So my Boss decided to throw us a lil party where we were fed with 8 pizzas and several pairs of Chicken Wings and of course drinks, courtesy of Kickapoo...

Look at the amount of Pizza we makan...

Jasmine makaning her pizza.

Minum people...

Law Menu

Let me start of with today's indulgence...

Appetizers

* Gotta get this Affidavit done by Thursday in which I procratinated for days. Boss sudah mula mintak... mati!*

Main Course

* Kena Marah... Not me... But one of the biatchiest lawyer in my firm... He is close to what I call empty vesselmakes the most noise. Was I glad that happened.*

*Then he come back marah me... Donk betul... Cos he can't work well and I also mengada go complain to boss la... Could you believe it he spends most of the time sleeping in the office and lari sini lari sana whenever he has to go to court? *

*Cute? Ok. Not trying to brag but some Datin came into the office and when I was summoned to my bosses office, he told my boss that i was actually... cute? Sugar Mummy... Nah... Ewwww....

Dessert?

Nah... too full already... but then again... *I got so much to do here... I have to do data entry and apart from that, get "Power Ranger" pictures for my lawyer's son's birthday cake deco, Look for tourist attraction for her sisters who came back overseas, teach her how to use a computer. Buka tutup pun tak tahu... Haish*

Burped....

Check it out guys...

Have you realised Dataran Merdeka is no longer piled up with cars and lawyers dressed in "Penguin Suits"?

Well its all because we have just shifted to new court house in Jalan Duta...

Damn cunted wei...
OK I admit, it has been months since they shifted and due to my ignorance I have missed that out but the point is that its fabulous...
I stepped in and instantly wanna be a lawyer. The interior carefully crafted in which brings about a regal ambiance that embeds a sense of justice and stability. Was really in awe when I got there...

However, there were several bomb threats while I was there... Apparently, last Tuesday there as a serious one where everyone was chased out of court but yesterday was actually pretty silly as me and Jasmine (my attachment friend) heard the announcement, we, instead of running for our lives, went to look for our boss to ask if we should run out of the building...

Totally stupid isn't it?

Then when it comes to the trial, we had a smarty ass witness who tried to play Miss Know-It-All but failed to answer questions as simple as yes or no.

Moral of the story is...

Even if you have 2 masters and 1 Phd under your belt, you ain't smart at all...

Seriously.... She ended up crying during cross examination...

Sad isn't it... But the renumeration we got for a day so "well spent" was our boss handing us 100 bucks for a nice lunch...

Sweet!